Oh my... Can't believe it's only my second entry and already a meme thing. I guess I'm addicted to this kind of stuff... -_-
Stolen from , and hoping to discover how to put a member icon in texts, one day.

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator: [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Can You Tell Cockroaches From Butter?"
Nope. Taste the same.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"It's A Bit Of A Cockroach."
...Or not? :\

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Don't Leave Home Without Cockroaches."

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Takes a Cockroach but it Keeps on Tickin'."

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"Everyone's Favourite Cockroaches."

6. To someone you dislike?
"Only Cockroaches Can Prevent Forest Fires"
...What?

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Feel The Raw Naked Cockroaches Of The Road."
And while they are thinking about the deep meaning of this sentence, I disapear to the bathroom!

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"We're with the Cockroaches."
...Don't send me to the hospital, please?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Taste The Cockroaches."
BAAAM! Total owné!

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"We Bring The Good Cockroaches To Life."
That means no more condoms!

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"The Man From Cockroaches, he says "Yes"."
Why not...

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"Nothing Sucks Like A Cockroach."
Am I agreeing with them? o_ô

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Big Chocolate Cockroaches."
Not so far from the truth. ^^'

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"Ask the Man From the Cockroaches."

15. Your last words before you die...
"Make It A Cockroaches Night."
...Guess I will die from alcohol abuse.

16. Your message to a special someone..
"Cockroach Is Job 1"

17. Title of this post will be..
"More Than Just a Cockroach."

Ok, I admit, I cheated... I changed the plural form for the singular one when the word didn't fit in the sentence...